August 2011
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Live Chat Abuse III
AT&T were being so useless I thought I’d wrap it up with a simple question and some mindfucking games.
Liza: Are there any other questions I can help answer today? AD: do you know the value of π? AD: that’s pi Liza: What value are you referring to exactly? AD: pi AD: the mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle’s circumference to its diameter Liza: Are you wondering...
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Live Chat Abuse II
This time, Comcast: Jessica: Let’s move this chat and make it a window of its own. Please click ‘Move Chat Window’ to move it now. AD: Done. Perfect. Much cozier this way.
(…) Jessica: Oh I see. Then yes, they may need a TV set for the installation process. AD: Keyword being may, like the month.
(…) Jessica: I recommend calling our Customer Service Team. AD:...
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Live Chat Abuse I
Welcome to Overstock.com Live Chat, you will be joined with a chat representative as quickly as possible. You are now chatting with Stuart.
Stuart: Hello, how can I help you? AD: Hi Stu, how are you? Stuart: Hi, I’m doing good, thanks for asking. Stuart: How about you? AD: pretty good, pretty good AD: tell me something Stu, do you sleep on a memory foam mattress? Stuart: I’m sorry, I...