RIP Slimy Buffo
Usually performed on a sleeping or otherwise unsuspecting person, the perpetrator of a wet willy wets his or her finger with saliva and inserts it into the ear of the victim. A variant known as the Slimy Buffo involves the making of an OK sign and then closing of the bottom fingers to form a fist-like cup. The rim of the thumb and pointer finger are licked and a loogie is sometimes spit into the center. This rim is then slapped up under the chin of an unsuspecting victim. The Slimy Buffo has fallen out of practice since the early 1990s due to the potential risk of dental injury to victims.
in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_pranks#Wet_willy
Who decided the Slimy Buffo had to go? I was never consulted. Is there a special organisation or commission that regulates school pranks? Does it have its own ombudsman?