Live Chat Abuse III
AT&T were being so useless I thought I’d wrap it up with a simple question and some mindfucking games.
Liza: Are there any other questions I can help answer today?
AD: do you know the value of π?
AD: that’s pi
Liza: What value are you referring to exactly?
AD: pi
AD: the mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle’s circumference to its diameter
Liza: Are you wondering the cost of the plans?
Liza: No, unfortunately, we do not have that information available. Do you have any other plan or service questions I can help you with?
AD: also known as Archimedes’ Constant
Liza: No, unfortunately, we do not have that information available. Do you have any other plan or service questions I can help you with
AD: you don’t really type these things, do you?
AD: you copy and then paste them from a list of things you can say, right?
Liza: I am typing directly to you. I would be happy to help answer any other service related questions you have!
AD: I have sooooo many questions
Liza: What questions can I help you with?
AD: nah, don’t worry about it
AD: I wouldn’t want to bother you
Liza: No problem at all! I would be happy to help answer any of your service or phone related questions! What can I help you with?
AD: that’s alright
AD: tell you what… I’ll come back tomorrow and you and I can chat about stuff and things
AD: what do you think?
Liza: Sounds great! If you have any questions tomorrow come back and chat with us any time!
Liza: Thank you for choosing AT&T! Have a great evening!
AD: any time
AD: that sounded just like the Predator when he synthesises that guy’s voice
Liza: Thank you. Are there any other questions I can answer for you before closing our chat?
Liza: I haven’t heard from you for a while. Would you like to continue chatting?
AD: hello, are you still there?
Liza: Yes, I am here. Are there any other questions I can help answer today?
AD: I thought we agreed we were going to talk tomorrow
Liza: I just wanted to make sure there was nothing else. Thank you so much for your time today and we look forward to chatting with you again soon!
Liza: Thank you for choosing AT&T! Have a great evening!
The chat session has been closed by your AT&T sales representative.
